Eggs are such wonderful things….
You can boil it, fry it, poach it, eat it raw, add to soups and noodles, make desserts and pies, throw rotten ones at people you don’t like, pickle it, mash it with mayonaise, scramble it and all sorts of wonderful ways to satisfy a person’s grumbling stomach…. It’s a natural protein pill which you add to instant noodles to reduce the level of grumbling from adults who frown upon the lack of nutrition in that fast-and-easy meal…. It even has cultural significance to the Chinese who celebrate birthdays with red-dyed hardboiled eggs.
*sighs* Where would our culinary culture be without eggs?~
[Edit may 2014] I knew it. Eggs are amazing.