because even Dracula AND his 3 brides will die if they comes within 5 feet from me…
a classic example of mental filters and blind spots….
Last night, I really wanted to shower and wash my hair before doing dinner…. but thought that I had JUST enough time to prepare lunch for work the next day. So I rushed around the kitchen frying up some udon and tuna. While I was grabbing an egg, I noticed a little blue bowl in the fridge and thought ” oh… leftover onion. Would be nice to be fried up in noodles, and needs eating anyway since it must have been in there for 2-3 days….” With that in mind, I dumped the entire contents of what I thought to be 1/3 of an onion into my cooking, and cracked the egg on top of it.
While stirring the udon I was thinking about anime and the shower I was going to have, while wondering why the kitchen smells of garlic.
When food was done, I emptied it into my little lunch bowl and left it to cool, and went upstairs for my longed-for shower.
It was after my shower and I was in my room brushing my damp hair when the Dent and Dented came rushing up and asked me if I had enough garlic in my lunch. Only then did I realise that what I thought was onion turned out to be one whole head of garlic (minus 1 clove)….
So here I am, armed with onion garlic tuna udon with egg. Ironically, I don’t even bloody LIKE garlic most of the time!
At least I’m safe from vampires….