This morning while waiting for the bus to the train station, a little old lady came along and sat next to me.
LOL: Have you been waiting long?
Enk: No, not really. Only about 5 minutes or so.
LOL: Oh. *Grumbles*
[A few minutes later]
LOL: Do you live here?
Enk: Yep, just around the corner.
LOL: Oh, how nice. Where are your parents from?
Enk: *????* From Malaysia.
LOL: OOOOOH… Malaysia!! Are they communists?
[blessed bus arrives]
LOL: I’m a communist, you know! I think they work!!!
Enk: Er…. right…..
[Enk escapes onto bus]